Mine. Mine. Mine...

My 3 year old owns us. She refers to each of her siblings with the suffix of ‘my’. For example, “Where is my Ellie?” And  “My Ellie has my Gussy!” Evidently, property rights in this house include persons and are exclusively given to toddlers. Since the aforementioned toddler is really cute, we have allowed such said ownership to continue uncontested. We’ll see what happens when ‘my Gussy’ becomes a toddler too.....there may be a coup...